UberFact: Rectal massages can cure hiccups.
“Wait! Bend over I wanna try somethin’.”
“Nah, I’m just gonna ::hiccup:: hold my breath, thanks.”
UberFact: If you’d like to be perceived as more powerful, place your hands on top of a table or desk.
Fact.
UberFact: Men are more likely to die from a fall than women.
It’s purely coincidental that a woman was standing nearby.
UberFact: On average; men rank humor, intelligence, and niceness ahead of physical appearance.
Hmmmm, that’s interesting.
UberFact: A survey found that 75% of women said they would rather sleep with one man in a lifetime than 25% who would rather sleep with 100 men.
Come on, what a skewed fact. Not many people want to sleep with 100 people. Try 5 or 10. Let’s see how that comes out.
UberFact: Men who kiss their wives before leaving for work get into fewer car accidents.
Should have kissed her goodbye.
UberFact: Most children know at least one swear word by the age of 2.
HA! I knew I was advanced for my age!
UberFact: Research has found that absence really does make the heart grow fonder.
Ok, I’m going to eat some breakfast. See if you miss me!
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