Fun With UberFacts Featuring The Simpson’s

UberFact: Rectal massages can cure hiccups.

“Wait! Bend over I wanna try somethin’.”

“Nah, I’m just gonna ::hiccup:: hold my breath, thanks.”


UberFact: If you’d like to be perceived as more powerful, place your hands on top of a table or desk.



UberFact: Men are more likely to die from a fall than women.

It’s purely coincidental that a woman was standing nearby.


UberFact: On average; men rank humor, intelligence, and niceness ahead of physical appearance.

Hmmmm, that’s interesting.


UberFact: A survey found that 75% of women said they would rather sleep with one man in a lifetime than 25% who would rather sleep with 100 men.

Come on, what a skewed fact. Not many people want to sleep with 100 people. Try 5 or 10. Let’s see how that comes out.


UberFact: Men who kiss their wives before leaving for work get into fewer car accidents.

Should have kissed her goodbye.


UberFact: Most children know at least one swear word by the age of 2.

HA! I knew I was advanced for my age!


UberFact: Research has found that absence really does make the heart grow fonder.

Ok, I’m going to eat some breakfast. See if you miss me!


About Jody

Jody is a writer living in Los Angeles. She’s best described as a work in progress - aren’t we all?
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