Fun With UberFacts Featuring The Simpson’s

UberFact: Rectal massages can cure hiccups.

“Wait! Bend over I wanna try somethin’.”

“Nah, I’m just gonna ::hiccup:: hold my breath, thanks.”

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UberFact: If you’d like to be perceived as more powerful, place your hands on top of a table or desk.

Fact.

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UberFact: Men are more likely to die from a fall than women.

It’s purely coincidental that a woman was standing nearby.

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UberFact: On average; men rank humor, intelligence, and niceness ahead of physical appearance.

Hmmmm, that’s interesting.

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UberFact: A survey found that 75% of women said they would rather sleep with one man in a lifetime than 25% who would rather sleep with 100 men.

Come on, what a skewed fact. Not many people want to sleep with 100 people. Try 5 or 10. Let’s see how that comes out.

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UberFact: Men who kiss their wives before leaving for work get into fewer car accidents.

Should have kissed her goodbye.

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UberFact: Most children know at least one swear word by the age of 2.

HA! I knew I was advanced for my age!

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UberFact: Research has found that absence really does make the heart grow fonder.

Ok, I’m going to eat some breakfast. See if you miss me!

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About Jody

Jody is a graphic designer, doodler, reader, lover of dogs and the Los Angeles Dodgers. She runs a popular print on demand site The Whimsy Doodle Shop and can usually be found doodling new design ideas on scraps of paper. Jody lives in LA with her husband and two rambunctious dachshunds.
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