And The Dog Shall Inherit The Earth

FlashNano a challenge to write 30 stories in 30 days with a daily story prompt

Not my proudest moment writing-wise, but I’m a bit distracted today. JLW

FlashNano Day 8: Write a story in the form of a speech

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WOOF WOOF – WOOF WOOF!

Wild applause.

TRANSLATION:

Hello Friends…

Enough with these humans ruling the land… Enough I say! Join me today and I promise you warm beds, hot meals, a squeak toy in every basket and a human to train any way you please.

No dog has ever started a war. Dogs love peace… unless there’s a squirrel around and then all bets are off. But otherwise, a dog knows love is the answer… love and a bit of bacon.

So, if you enjoy peace, love & bacon. I’m your dog!

Dogs Rule – Humans Drool!

Wild applause.

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About Jody

Jody is a writer living in Los Angeles. She’s best described as a work in progress - aren’t we all?
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3 Responses to And The Dog Shall Inherit The Earth

  1. Ed Schilling says:

    Truer words never spoken.. neefed especially today…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Pepper says:

    Dogs rule in my world. Dog peeps are good peeps.

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