And The Dog Shall Inherit The Earth

FlashNano a challenge to write 30 stories in 30 days with a daily story prompt

Not my proudest moment writing-wise, but I’m a bit distracted today. JLW

FlashNano Day 8: Write a story in the form of a speech

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…. WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF, WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF — WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!! WOOF WOOF!

WOOF WOOF – WOOF WOOF!

Wild applause.

TRANSLATION:

Hello Friends…

Enough with these humans ruling the land… Enough I say! Join me today and I promise you warm beds, hot meals, a squeak toy in every basket and a human to train any way you please.

No dog has ever started a war. Dogs love peace… unless there’s a squirrel around and then all bets are off. But otherwise, a dog knows love is the answer… love and a bit of bacon.

So, if you enjoy peace, love & bacon. I’m your dog!

Dogs Rule – Humans Drool!

Wild applause.

About Jody

Jody is a graphic designer, doodler, reader, lover of dogs and the Los Angeles Dodgers. She runs a popular print on demand site The Whimsy Doodle Shop and can usually be found doodling new design ideas on scraps of paper. Jody lives in LA with her husband and two rambunctious dachshunds.
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3 Responses to And The Dog Shall Inherit The Earth

  1. Ed Schilling says:

    Truer words never spoken.. neefed especially today…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Pepper says:

    Dogs rule in my world. Dog peeps are good peeps.

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