Black Friday Beast
It’s the Black Friday Shopping time of year.
I can not, I will not, shop you hear!!
Lined up for blocks at the crack of dawn.
This whole thing is just a con, con, CON.
No holiday spirit is found this day.
Only buy, buy, buy….Pay, pay, PAY!!
Belly still full from your Thanksgiving feast.
Just to save $5 bucks and act like a beast!
I’ll stay here in bed as snug as a bug.
Go ahead and wrestle for that 20 dollar rug!
I do not begrudge you your savings, I don’t!
I just can not join you! I WILL NOT! I WON’T!!!