Ode to Thanksgiving
Pass the turkey, pass the stuffin’… Of course, I’ll have another corn muffin!
Mash potato, gravy, pumpkin pie… Eatin’ so much food, I swear I’m gonna die!
Gonna eat this and gonna eat that… Does this muumuu make my ass look fat?
Happy Thanksgiving to each one of you… Meet me at the table let’s work on round two!
Who says I can’t write poetry?